Qns: Is a road female or male?
Ans: Female. Why? Because it has humps.
A pilot was stranded on a island because his plane crashed. On the island, he met a mermaid by the shore that gave him three wishes. His first wish was to have a big mansion, so he did. His second wish was to have a lot of money, and he got that. His third and final wish was that he wanted to have sex with the mermaid. Hearing this, the mermaid replied," I can't have sex with you. See? I have the body of a fish." So the pilot said," Then how about a head?"
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After chinese came math and ms neo scolded ryan for bending the handle of an umbrella. Went to the hall after that to watch prefect's investiture 08'. School ended, went for scouts. Taught the juniors the basics, like the uses of the uniform and standard ceremony. Played some games and broke flag at about 5.30+. Stayed back after scouts to disassemble flag pole. Well, that's about it for today. Bbies...
Hint: Did you know that you can buy coke from store 8? But you can only buy it after 5.30 like that.
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